acturi

What's Your Personality Type?

2009-06-29T13:37:00Z

You Are An INTP

The Thinker

You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.

In love, you are an easy person to fall for. But you're not an easy person to stay in love with.
Although you are quite flexible, you often come off as aloof or argumentative.

At work, you are both a logical and creative thinker. You are great at solving problems.
You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.

How you see yourself: Creative, fair, and tough-minded

When other people don't get you, they see you as: arrogant, cold, and robotic

What's Your Personality Type?

Meme: Movies!

2009-05-16T14:27:19Z

Stolen from any number of people at this point:

Go to IMDB.com and look up 10 of your favorite movies.
Post three official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for these 10 picks.
Have your friends guess the movie titles.

1. ~~New York, Cockroach, Landlord~~ egeweneSVG
2. Father Son Relationship, Bestiality, Deoxyribonucleic Acid Testing
3. Based on Novel, Shirtless Male Bondage, True Love
4. ~~Lawn Gnome, Sex in the Bathroom, Breaking the Fourth Wall by Winking~~ Bassist
5. Dismemberment, Shot in the Face, Prosthetic Limb
6. ~~Pub, Hip Hop Montage, Eaten Alive~~ Bassist
7. ~~Lyposuction, Fisticuffs, Reference to Ghandi~~ Bassist
8. ~~Castration by Handgun, Female Nudity, Dog Killed~~ Bassist
9. Interspecies Romance, Unwed Pregnancy, Cigar Smoking
10.~~Low Budget Film, Gun Fu, Guitar Case~~ Bassist

Season Opener

2009-02-05T04:39:54Z

The most accurate test ever...

2007-07-22T21:58:23Z

Your Score: 7331 Cat

47% Affectionate, 66% Excitable, 62% Hungry

Lolzergs have nothing on you. You are swift and ruthless, cutting down whatever and whomever necessary in order to obtain the foodz. As one of the first lolcat known to man, your ancient skills in location-declaration and object-verbing have been passed down several generations, keeping the spirit of felinity alive.

To see all possible results, checka dis.

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Ben Will Always Be My Evil Genius

2007-03-23T19:21:37Z

Nicola Tesla, Bitches!

2006-12-24T07:25:17Z

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Accent: A Goo

2006-11-03T06:55:28Z

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The West Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
The Midland
Boston
North Central
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
The Northeast
What American accent do you have? Take More Quizzes

Why am I not surprised by who tricked me...

2006-10-05T10:27:45Z

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
acturi goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Spider Jerusalem dressed as Jesus.
calliopeo tricks you! You get a wad of paper.
denroberson gives you 10 pink tropical-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
egwenesvg gives you 14 dark green evil-flavoured jawbreakers.
emohdee tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy!
meltingmel gives you 2 yellow grape-flavoured nuggets.
mrb2003 tricks you! You get a piece of paper.
sordidpeach666 gives you 19 light blue tropical-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
thecaesar82 gives you 18 blue tropical-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
w0nderm0nkey tricks you! You get a used tissue.
wolvzor tricks you! You lose 22 pieces of candy!
acturi ends up with 39 pieces of candy, a wad of paper, a piece of paper, and a used tissue.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

Heh...

2006-09-14T01:22:53Z

Your results:
You are Derrial Book (Shepherd)

Derrial Book (Shepherd)		65%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)		60%
Wash (Ship Pilot)		60%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)		55%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)		55%
River (Stowaway)		55%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)		50%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)		45%
A Reaver (Cannibal)		30%
Alliance		30%
Inara Serra (Companion)		25%

Even though you are holy
you have a mysterious past.
You aren't married.
Have you taken a vow of celibacy?

Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz

Heh

2006-07-18T18:25:32Z

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Lyrics Game!

2006-07-18T17:16:31Z

If you've never seen this before, here's the deal: I have gone through my music collection on random, and pulled lyrics from the songs that came up. (I narrowed it down a little by limiting myself to tracks that were a) actually songs, b) had words, and c) that I had at least some vague familiarity with those words.) Try and figure out the songs from the lyrics. Google is cheating.

(Lyrics in Italics have been answered. Lyrics in Bold haven't been.)

GLHF

1. Money cant buy back/your youth when you’re old./Or a friend when you’re lonely,/or a love that’s grown cold.
2. I used to amuse you/I knew that I'd lose you
3. Lost in a riddle that Saturday night,/Far away on the other side.
4. Forsaking all I've fallen for/I rise to meet the end
5. Today is just a daydream/Tomorrow she'll be castaway
6. Still can't find what keeps me here oh......./When all this time I've been so hollow/inside
7. All my life I've been slow and senseless/Not struck dumb, I'm just dumb that's all
8. If you believe in the Western Sun/It's falling down on everyone.
9. Foot in mouth, and head up asshole/What you talkin' 'bout?
10. Do you remember our last dance?/I never wanted to change pants with you.
11. covered in hope and vaseline/still cannot fix this broken machine
12. It’s clear that backing down don’t suit you/I’d hate, to break your sacred code
13. The plastic face forced to portray/All the insides left cold and gray
14. Your mother recognizes all youre desperate displays/And she watches as her babies drift violently away
15. Your wings on fire/But you can't find them

Apparently I'm a terrible person...

2006-06-10T13:29:16Z

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Stolen from Teh Wuie

2006-05-26T00:08:34Z

Si... Silicon
You scored 52 Mass, 32 Electronegativity, 39 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw
them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You
are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at
large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one
with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a
problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it...
whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you
don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that
can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging
neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame
oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along
with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own
soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you
you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society
doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how
to describe you better.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Mass
You scored higher than 99% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 99% on Metal
You scored higher than 99% on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

April 15th is Death!

2006-04-11T00:24:53Z

My birthday is just morbid...

Events:

1450 - Battle of Formigny; Toward the end of the Hundred Years' War, the French attack and nearly annihilate English forces, ending English domination in northern France.
1632 - Battle of Rain; Swedes under Gustavus Adolphus defeat the Holy Roman Empire during the Thirty Years' War.
1865 - Abraham Lincoln dies after being shot the previous evening by John Wilkes Booth.
1912 - The British passenger liner RMS Titanic sinks at about 2:20 a.m. after hitting an iceberg in the North Atlantic almost three hours earlier.
1920 - Anarchists Sacco and Vanzetti allegedly murder two security guards while robbing a shoe store.
1943 - An Allied bomber attack misses the Minerva automobile factory and hits the Belgian town of Mortsel instead, leaving 936 dead civilians in its wake.
1989 - Hillsborough disaster: A human stampede occurs at Hillsborough, a football stadium in Sheffield, England, resulting in the loss of 96 lives.
1989 - Upon Hu Yaobang's death, the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 begin in the People's Republic of China.
1997 - Fire sweeps through a campsite of Muslims making the Hajj pilgrimage; the official death toll is 343.
2002 - An Air China Boeing 767-200, flight CA129 crashes into hillside during heavy rain and fog near Pusan, South Korea, killing 128.

Births:

1452 - Leonardo da Vinci, Italian artist (d. 1519)
1642 - Suleiman II, Ottoman Sultan (d. 1691)

Deaths:

1865 - Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States (b. 1809)
1912 - Victims of the RMS Titanic

Stolen from Wolvie, who is less pure then me in all but straight sex

2006-03-25T03:31:16Z

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	43.3% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	64.9%
Shamelessness	83.3% Has yet to see self in mirror	79%
Sex Drive	68.4% A fool for love, but not always	77.4%
Straightness	5.4% Knows the other body type like a map	44.1%
Gayness	100%	83.8%
Fucking Sick	77.9% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 61.13% pure Average Score: 72.5%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

acturi @ 2006-03-23T20:46:00

2006-03-24T03:46:21Z

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

What was meltingmel wearing, the last time you noticed?: Clothing.
Do you envy calliopeo's job?: Not really, most days.
Is emohdee an innie or an outie?: Innie, in both senses of the word.
Why did _skye_ cross the road?: The other side had manga.
Would sordidpeach666 look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?: For remarkably little alcohol you, too, can answer this yourself!
What would starlazer0 be like on an LSD trip?: She would haunted by ghostly images of flaming lips.
What would your life be like if you had never met wolvzor?: Wow, uh...

That would take me a few weeks of pondering, at least.

This seriously pushes the limits of my imagination, and that's generally fairly tricky.
What would takumi like to do for a living?: Play video games.
w0nderm0nkey is in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. What now?: Probably go about finding some sort of logical solution to the problem.
What is denroberson's favorite meal?: Food.
Of mrb2003 and egwenesvg, who would call shotgun first?: egwenesvg. No question.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

Boo. Ya.

2006-03-16T07:05:32Z

acturi @ 2006-02-18T12:15:00

2006-02-18T19:15:58Z

acturi @ 2006-02-14T22:20:00

2006-02-15T05:20:47Z

Your Final Quiz Score: 31 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 11 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 73rd percentile.
(73% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 8 Monkey's score: 4 -- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 10 Monkey's score: 1 -- Nicely done.

Science/Technology
Your score: 5 Monkey's score: 3 -- Good enough I suppose.

Random Trivia
Your score: 8 Monkey's score: 3 -- Good but not great.

Link: Take the Trivia Quiz

I beat the monkey by 20 points.
Monkey Challenge Trivia Quiz

Random Quiz

2006-01-17T05:11:50Z

Stolen from meltingmel’s MySpace.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode.

Hrm... this is a tough one. I would probably leave the button unpressed, since I usually try to be a pacifist. If I absolutely had to explode someone, though, it would probably be Karl Rove.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.

That horrid bitch responsable for that god awful "I want to soak up the sun" song, if song is even a legitimate name for it.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Heh. For this one, I think I could forgo the non-violence and say my ex-fiance's boyfriend. That would be gratifying.

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Toss up between Provolone and Mozzarella.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What would it be?

Whatever was on that what sandwhich I had in that cafe in Portland. Because seriously, that was the best sandwich ever made.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).????

Probably have to go with Jessica Alba, provided that it could happen in the Nancy costume.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?

Shirley Manson. Oh, the shirley Manson.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Student loans! Woo!

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Whereverthe next plane that's leaving is going. If it is to be spontaneous, then let it be random as well.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?

Some food and a place to sleep, probably.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?

Hrm... I'd go with Guinness, since I could always give it to my many family members who think it's the best stuff ever.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

I think I would like to see the planet before humans showed up. Go look at a few dinosaurs and see what they actually looked like.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What would you make?

Only a half hour? Soap opera. Give me an hour and I'll go for a sci-fi/fantasy show, though.

15. What is your favorite expletive?

Bollocks.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Walk slowly out of the room, close the door, and run.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you save from the blazing inferno?

My laptop.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

It all depends on where I am at the time. One way or another, though, I would be talking to Teej, either pouring my heart out or having one last fight.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

Flight.

20. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?

Belize.

21. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Um... I don't know. If I've already been thrown out of the country, I guess one that's reasonably near my house in Belize.

22. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?

Probably my own, so I can show off to my roommates.

23. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?

Probably Phillip Dick.

24. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise . Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

I think about the only person who I really feel would be happy to come back would be my Uncle's wife. She didn't get the chance to see their child learn to walk, even. Everyone else I've known, it's just kind of been their time to go.

25. What's your theme song?

It changes from time to time. Right now, probably VAST - Winter in My Heart

Third version of this I've seen where I'm Muslim...

2005-12-30T14:26:24Z

by limitedbythesky

acturi's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 16% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 07:07:43 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 11:45:04 AM

Alco Money! : $ 269

Guests of Honour

starlazer0 is a wobegone Wiccan and the perfect example on why its probably best not to drink 10 bottles of wine a night. starlazer0 drank 19 Tequilas.
w0nderm0nkey is a cheery Agnostic. w0nderm0nkey drank 12 Red Wines.
emohdee is a stable Taoist and is as anti-alcohol as they come. emohdee decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
denroberson is a chirpy Hindu and a real tank-head. denroberson drank 7 Gins, 1 Pilsner, 2 Whiskeys.
egwenesvg is an overwrought Liberal Christian who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled. egwenesvg drank 2 Poteens.
meltingmel is a whimsical Hindu. meltingmel drank 14 Ales, 4 Hot Toddys.
acturi is a cast down Muslim. acturi drank 7 Sherrys, 8 White Wines.
calliopeo is a foul Fundementalist Christian and a newbie drinker. calliopeo decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
wolvzor is a rosy Taoist and is as anti-alcohol as they come. wolvzor drank 2 Poteens, 1 Cosmopolitan.

Sick!

Barfers of the world, unite and take over! I think they already have! There was 6 of them last night!

Fights

starlazer0 and calliopeo spent most of the night wrestling with each other over the Twister mat. Early reports seem to indicate that they were not...I repeat NOT fucking

Lovers

There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that denroberson and acturi will be announcing denroberson's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

The Drunkest

starlazer0 - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"

Random Events

wolvzor and emohdee thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down starlazer0's
underpants. starlazer0 now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.

starlazer0 threw darts at the neighbours cat.

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!

Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!

Bored Haiku

2005-12-17T03:36:32Z

If you're one of the five people who actually reads this, you're probably invited...

2005-12-16T03:58:47Z

New Years is coming up, which means that it is time for the Minifridge New Year's Party!

Here's the deal:

It will go from 8 PM until whenever we throw people the fuck out of our house. Basically, everyone is welcome to sleep here and go home in the afternoon if you'd like, or go home in the morning, or whatever. The power is in your hands! Although, if it get's to be, like, 10 pm on January 1st and there are still people in our house, we may put on the out-kickin' boots.

Foodwise, there will be pot-luckij, sort of. The reason I say sort of is that Wolvie and I will make an attempt to have various forms of food available for general consumption, so that if you all turn out to be slackers (we're pretty much assuming this will be the case) there will still be some food. Other things to bring include: pillows, blankets, consoles (we have a PS2 and a Gamecube), games to play on consoles, movies to watch, Go boards, further food, alcohol, non-alcohol beverages, and basically anything else that seems amusing at the time. There will likely be plenty of people not drinking, so if you're part of that group, do not fear.

If you need directions, e-mail me back. Everyone *and* their mother is invited, so feel free to pass this invite on to anyone you feel like. RSVP if you want to, but mostly just come! Let there be people, dang it!

That is all.

Stolen from Wolvie

2005-12-10T04:05:28Z

Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2005. Post the first line of it in your journal, and that's your "Year In Review". (These are taken from my real blog, at http://acturi.blogspot.com )

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January: 640x480, 1024x768, 1600x1200

February: (CHEESE WARNING: The following post has been determined by the FDA to contain at least 20% cheese. Not intended for the emotionally lactose intolerant. Side effects may include vomiting.)

March: Some days, I get into ridiculously specific moods.

April: Well, it has finally come time. That time of great achievement in every man's life, when he has to relax and take stock of how far he has come, and what he has accomplished.

May: Well, the 65 hour work week is at an end.

June: I wake up at 5 am to take my dad to a bike ride in Castle Rock.

July: My spam box is better at coming up with blog titles then I am, so I think I'm going to let it do that.

August: Subtitle: And I *Still* Don’t Have Internet

September: Random thought of the day: I need to create a website. This website will feature pictures of women. Or, more specifically, pictures of CT scans of women's brains while they are aroused. The advertisements will read: "All Horny Women For Gentlemen Who Prefer Brains."

October: She tells me not to let it bug me, as though I can just ignore a massive problem with a massive part of my life.

November: I would like ads that do not involve stepping stones.

December: Urban Guerilla Anti-Icicle Maneuver

My Haxored Letter to Santa

2005-12-06T02:02:22Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, egwenesvg (-5000 points). In February I bought porn for _skye_ (10 points). In January I gave emohdee a kidney (1000 points).br>
Overall, I've been nice (4114 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
acturi

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